Today's Running Horoscope

Today’s astrology quotes are from astrology.com
I’ve included a translation just for runners!

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Virgo (Lance Armstrong)
"You like to root for the underdog as much as anyone, but that won't be fun, today."
MY VERSION
Gaze over your 1st place race ribbons and medals.

Taurus (Sugar Ray Lenoard)
"When you're in the midst of a power struggle today, don't be pompous. Be humble."
MY VERSION
Just run – don’t log your miles or time.

Scorpio (Sean Combs)
"It is a wonderful day for coasting along life's path. Rest on your laurels, today."
MY VERSION
Take a long slow road with walking rest breaks. Even stop and take a few pics.

Sagittarius (Bruce Lee,Runnerkara)
"Press the pause button on any travel plans you've been making. Things may change."
MY VERSION
Go back to bed!

Pisces (Cindy Crawford)
"Put your priorities on you. Taking care of your health is more important than ever."
MY VERSION
Eat a big bowl of oatmeal for breakfast.

Libra (Evil Knievel)
"A coworker will be looking to you for the answers today -- yet again. Be prepared."
MY VERSION
Bring money with you – plan on sharing a post coffee and bagel.

Leo (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
"You have the guts, now it's time for you to go for the glory! Be a superhero, today."
MY VERSION
Do some hill work – preferable in a popular place. Then pick up some trash!

Gemini (Joe Namath)
"Making tough decisions will be easy for you today. The right answers are obvious."
MY VERSION
Do some mind work on your life goals – turn down the iPod.

Capricorn (Tiger Woods)
"Someone's turning into a person you don't recognize -- wake them up to this fact."
MY VERSION
Let your running partner pass you but then lose him and take a short cut home.

Cancer (Mike Tyson)
"Why hide what you have to offer the world? Being shy is cute, but it's ineffectual."
MY VERSION
Put on that short running skirt – you go girl!

Aquarius (Babe Ruth)
"Today you might be dealing with a hot-headed person who has a very short fuse".
MY VERSION
Run with your iPod cranked way up.

Aries (Harry Houdini)
"You're feeling quite giving, today and ready to forgive those who've wronged you."
MY SPIN
Wear your Susan Komen for the Cure shirt – feed the squirrels along the way.

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