What Not To Wear at a Race

* An underwire bra.
* Thongs – on your feet or…between your cheeks.
* The shirt from the race you’re running. (Past ones are tolerable.)
* New shoes.
* Patchouli perfume.(Though it can be used as an antidote for venomous snakebites.)
* Bunny ears.
* Shorts that move stealthily.
* Shorts that readily show sweat.
* Shorts that are too long or too short.
* A wee kilt. (This picture was taken at a local Paddy’s Day race.)
* Your favorite Hoodie. I like to see who I’m passing!

Have a great Monday!

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